Have You Ever Felt This Way?

When you’re so uninterested, you can’t even be bothered to open both eyes at the same time. Starla’s expression and body language here perfectly summarizes my emotional and physical disposition yesterday. I wasn’t having IT – and neither was she, but she hasn’t learned how to hold a cell phone yet, so I was obligatedContinue reading “Have You Ever Felt This Way?”

I Married (a) Dick With Nice Legs

I’d been drinking an average of two bottles of wine a day, every day, for a couple of years when I met Dick. We were both members on a popular dating site and he had reached out to me first with a “Hello”. Our conversations quickly ensued. He was never brash or pushy, which IContinue reading “I Married (a) Dick With Nice Legs”