Last seen leaving the Delta Oaks area around 9:30 p.m. last night in a off white/cream colored convertible Ford Mustang. He was wearing baggy blue jeans, black walking shoes and a long sleeved, grey waffle textured hoodie over a blue T-shirt.
He’s not armed, probably hungry, and extremely chatty. It might also be helpful to know he’s never owned a cat.
Please call …. wait a sec. wait a minute.
Hold on. I think I hear something!
Is that … ? What the – – – Is that … Thunder?
Okay. Never mind. Found him. Snoring. Apparently he’d rolled under the couch.
Everything’s okay. Everyone can go home…
