I am NOT An Alcoholic!

It’s as obvious as the nose on your face.

“I’m not slurring.”

I’m not spending all my money on alcohol.”

“I can walk a straight line.”

I remember what I said last night. I just don’t want to rehash it.”

I’m not lying. Believe what you want.

“Everyone needs to relax. I’m not drinking too much.”

“My marriage/relationship has always been miserable.”

“Of course my kids still know I’m me when I’ve had a couple beers.”

“Yeah, I got another DUI, but those field tests are a joke.”

NONE of those things mean I’m an alcoholic!

Wait.

What?!

If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck – – – WHAT?!

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Please. Do everyone a favor – stop lying to yourself and to the rest of us. It insults everyone’s intelligence and it makes you look like a fool.

Published by Jennifer

I've finally found my happy place in sobriety. Yay! Go Me!

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