“Well Hi there little guy.” I leaned over and said to the grasshopper.
It attacked my face.
I about fell over backward. A young child passing me on his Hot Wheels looked to his mother in horror. I truly behaved like I’d lost my mind -swatting at my face, knocking my glasses off, yelling obscenities. I yelled at his mother “IS IT IN MY HAIR?!”
Jeez. What a day!
Want Sobriety? Quit Drinking. 