Albino Grasshopper

White Grasshoppers CAN Jump!

“Well Hi there little guy.” I leaned over and said to the grasshopper.

It attacked my face.

I about fell over backward. A young child passing me on his Hot Wheels looked to his mother in horror. I truly behaved like I’d lost my mind -swatting at my face, knocking my glasses off, yelling obscenities. I yelled at his mother “IS IT IN MY HAIR?!”

Jeez. What a day!

Published by Jennifer

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