September 20, 2020 – Want Sobriety? Quit Drinking.

It Has Nuts For Boobs!

This little gem sits opposite my desk as a source of writing inspiration. And no – I don’t own a pig. I remember collecting the wavy rock in the Cayman Islands, but I have no idea who gave me the figure or the glass porcupine (I think that’s what that is). I think they’re prettyContinue reading “It Has Nuts For Boobs!”

What Is Better Than This?

(Besides morning sex)? I’ve got electricity, coffee, creamer, my laptop started right up, my kittens are happily tearing through my apartment, it’s quiet (except for them), and I’ve got a full box of waffles in the freezer. They’re (waffles, not kittens. We don’t munch on kitties, mkay?) particularly delicious smothered in creamy peanut butter andContinue reading “What Is Better Than This?”